Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Steve Jobs Final

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World Good morning, today is Friday 7th October 2011.

The world dazed with the sudden demised of Apple’s brain, Steve Jobs. This portion would serve as his memory with me as we get involved with in silence upon his life’s final voyage. This is the Blue Tag people tribute.

Every worth beginning has to come to its gloomy destiny and that is its factual ending. Any either to substances, materials, and to or work of art can well be accommodated in the process of synthesis but yes in truth durability’s a question affix to ponder its limits, tough bridges was structured to meet and that do hereby standstill forces of distractions, but its tensile stress and strain has in its specified measurement to hurdle in tons the maximum weight pass capability which is made available of today’s advancement in technology. Technology as well, may sound astounding as it is but its glares just a short pass in a way as if it has just to steward humanity cravings. Long more to that, all in all consumes various numerator to one common denominator and that is the process of human evolution. A life’s evolution of which everybody must carefully undergo as thus in simple description, life has to cease to its actual Godly causes. That’s what most likely does in percentage shadows Steve Jobs life and to amongst us as it cycles into a conclusive sentence.

It is not that nothing’s impregnably exceptional, to our last, whether one hates it as many does, lets admit it, it is just, as it is how we are invertebrately created, and wide we should be open to prepare its welcome. At this point of Steve Jobs life, it was conceived sad, yet the lighter side is that we must stay thankful God gave us like no one other else in his likeness and in his match. His legacy likely an everlasting piece in the pages of history as it turns into that certain future miles. It reverberates, as far as where I am, his loss is a loss to millions if not to billions to those individuals who loved the way he twists technology and also for those avid electronaires who hugged tightly Apple’s work with Jobs heading the advances, not to mention to their staunch rival Bill Gates Microsoft. 56 he is just.
Taking a closer look back, Steve Jobs a long been watched by the many since his constant leave of absence to his Apple’s office. The media, IT groups, ordinary people, his coworkers, technology enthusiasts and to so many more walks worldwide has been seeking for its daily dosage of his clinical advisory, excitingly desires the details of his health situation. Just recently, it was a feast news upon his pronouncement that he left his CEO position(happened few weeks ago) but roughly in a mere fact, medical condition come to be the common reasons to pinpoint human’s life finality.

That is where he is. Time points.

Steve Jobs Apple has with him when he was still twenty one year old, together with his business partner Steve Wosniak. They started the company fairly good and like Bill Gates they are a dropped out classmates. But those trials didn’t hamper their wants to be setters in the information technology field thus they became the technology pusher during the advent of the computer sage which happened, eventually, benefits us today and that I am one of those. They booted up young during those challenging times but then prove mightier in power and stability. Apples attention had pragmatically sprouting, they are the brains of command line user interfaced personal computers up until Bill Gates Microsoft gains monopoly in those whole yards of years as software giant with their GUI-PC set ups. By then on, Apple felt hurting, they face rocks along their corporate standings as the most breaking sights to them is the possibility of announcing company default.

They live with the wires, surprisingly.

Apple rouse back in supremacy as they invest consistent research and development, most importantly to their hardwork and prĂ©cised coordination, the company regains and retains much not totally to the struggle to equalize Gates Microsoft Windows with Jobs Mac OS but rather they compete with the mere consumer music electronics which is the worldwide hit iPod series. While iPod started its sway, the time of Apple’s revolting had come as part of the process to Apple’s evolution. Not to wonder, iPod series was heartly, well received by the masses, it’s just one of those Jobs proven success. Furthermore, Apple reinvents and furnished the world with its smartphone global brands. They invests to iPhone series which hereby become the Apple’s business, next frontrunner, alongsiding, its slowly comeback in quite pricy yet elegant entry to skeletal type air laptops and to its iMac PCs.

Now, Apple catches gradually the wheel not just to personal electronic consumptions but they are racing the far away before Gates Microsoft, so nearly, though statistics says Microsoft dominance is of approximately 80 percent of worlds computers who does the Windows.

Though it seems that it is in the fight that makes it more colorful, that’s Jobs legacy unparalleled. And it is in his honor why Apple should still celebrate despite since they twilight the business up in these present times. What’s to focus and now it is a worry? Is of who would do Apples product demo instead. We can see a well applauded Steve Jobs in consonance with his turtleneck suit, a real different part of him as he appears to the public in every Apple’s product launching. No one else ever does like the one he does, I attest.

Just like this. There were parts of it that I remembered during the product demo of iPhone 3, the one that supersedes iPhone 2. iPhone 2 was a click but major changes was made to its camera since most customers eager to have good still shoots and it has to do and go into overhaul as it should render good pixelation (the process of getting into well refined photos). Apple listens, thus iPhone 3 was born. The product demo to iPhone 3 was rained with amounts of technical issues and one of those questions goes on with its failure in easy signal adaptability, but then Steve Jobs just said, “The way one handles the phone is not the right or appropriate way is has to be”, he smiles in an almost near to his quoted statement. Then he added, “Do not handle the phone too much in its body”, media laughs. It is not just his humor will be greatly missed; it is his inspiring works on how it does it.

Our life is just doing into forming and shaping that latter it does the scratches. A message has to courteously greets Good mornings but also it must bid with a partner like on doing the ends and you know what even me seldom don’t know how to craftfully do the closings in my scripts but with that I’ll just have to offer and join the whole world in grief of his loss as well as condolences to his bereaved family in prayers of his final repose. Blue Tag deeply regards, values the respect to individuals who does real works and touch us worldwide. Steve Jobs leaves us a great question on how we can still provide what he had much provided already to our quench society. And if it is for us to puzzle, it is to him the honor brings once one can if there are individuals who could bar more than his strings of achievements…….

The Blue Tag People tributes Steve Jobs as it displays its imaginary half mast.

Have a good day everyone. May God bless us. Thank you.

Friday, October 7, 2011

How to Live Thrifty

In times of economic downturn, many people start to look for ways to reduce their household budget and save extra cash. Living a thrifty lifestyle does not have to mean doing without. Making small changes will allow you to save money and still enjoy your favorite treats and activities. Being frugal can help you save for retirement, pay off your credit cards faster or even just save money for a dream vacation. To live in a thrifty way, you need to pay attention to your day-to-day expenses.

Instructions:

  1. Track your spending for at least 2 weeks. You won't really know how to live a thriftier lifestyle until you know where your money is currently going. Write down every time you spend money and take a look at it at the end of the month. You will see obvious ways to reduce the small daily expenses that many of us accrue.
  2. Scour the Internet when you have to make purchases. Because of the easy access to information, you can compare prices from more stores in less time. Check your local stores as well as online providers to find the best price.
  3. Turn off the lights and other electronics in your home when you are not using them. Open a window and let in the natural light instead. Leaving electronics on can use a tremendous amount of extra energy, costing you money. Also, unplug chargers when you are not using them. Your cell phone charger is still using a residual amount of electricity when it is plugged into the wall.
  4. Cut back on your cable. You probably don't really need 500 channels. Reduce your cable package or eliminate it altogether and save a large chunk of money every year. If you decide you really can't live without it, call your cable company and see if there are any promotions or discounts available to you.
  5. Use coupons when you do your regular grocery shopping. Many websites offer free printable coupons you can take with you to the grocery store. Check sites like BettyCrocker.com for coupons of a variety of name brand products (see link in Resources). Combining manufacturer's coupons with store discounts can lead to major grocery savings.
  6. Eat at home most nights. When you do go out, look for available deals and discounts. If you are a frequent restaurant diner, consider purchasing an Entertainment Book for local restaurants (see link in Resources). These collections of coupons typically cost around $30, but provide 2-for-1 deals at local restaurants and places of interest.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

British exam answers

Apparently the following answers were offered by British students in the public examinations set for 15 year olds.

English

Define the word “monotony.”
Monotony is being married to the same person all your life.

Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

What does the word “benign” mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

What is the correct use of a semi-colon?
Only to be used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the intestines.

Technology

What is a turbine?
Something an Arab wears on his head.

History

What is Britain’s highest award for valour in war?
Nelson’s column.

Religious Instruction

Who did not welcome the return of the prodigal son?
The fatted calf.

What is a Hindu?
It lays eggs.

Name some famous pilgrimages.
Muslims used to go to Gamages but now it’s closed. Christians still go on pilgrimage to Lord’s.

Geography

Name the four seasons.
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

What is the equator?
A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.

Name a greenhouse gas. What could be done to decrease global warming?
Cows make large amounts of methane when they fart. This could be reduced by fitting them with catalytic converters.

Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

How is dew formed?
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

What is a planet?
A body of earth surrounded by sky.

What causes the tides in the oceans?
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

What is a fossil?
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

Biology

What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
Premature death.

What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.

How are the main parts of the body categorised? (E.g. abdomen.)
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

Briefly describe the skeleton and its function in the body.
The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch the meat onto.

What is the Fibula?
A small lie.

Where are the Tibia?
They live in a country in North Africa.

What does “varicose” mean?
Nearby.

What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

What is the alimentary canal?
The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

What is a coma?
A coma is a punctual mark a bit like a period or full stop.

What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.

What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport.

Name the types of teeth in an adult human. How many are there of each?
A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cupids, two molars and eight cuspidors.

Sociology

What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

In a democratic society, how important are elections?
Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

What is a social node?
A friend you have known for a very long time.

Medical

What is the first thing you would do to someone who has been immobilised in a road accident?
Rape them tight in a blanket and give them a sweet cup of tea.

What is artificial respiration commonly known as?
The kiss of death.

What should you do with someone you have found unconscious in the water?
1. Lay them on their backs and give them artificial insemination.
2. Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.

How can you help someone who has fainted?
1. Rub the person’s chest or, if it’s a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.
2. Put its head between the knees of the nearest doctor.

What are steroids?
Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

What is a common treatment for a bad nosebleed?
1. Circumcision.
2. Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

How would you treat a head cold?
Use an agonised to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.

What should be done if someone has been bitten by a dog?
Put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

What has to be established before giving a blood transfusion?
If the blood is affirmative or negative.

How should you remove dust from the eye?
Pull the eye down over the nose.

What is an enema?
Someone who is not your friend.

Psychology

What is a morbid state?
A stage in a take-over, when a bigger offer is made.

Botany

What can be coloured red, pink, orange or flamingo?
The rectum.

Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

What is rhubarb?
A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

Describe how flowers are most commonly fertilised.
1. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
2. Germination is the process of becoming a German.
3. Fertilisation is the fussing of the male with the female garments.

Chemistry

What is a supersaturated solution?
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

Physics

What is momentum?
What you give a body when they are going away.

What is a vacuum?
A large empty space where the pope lives.

What is a magnet?
Something you find crawling on a dead cat.

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